Schlongman Sam

Originally known as Lord Catbug in GD2, this is a being of pure spice. Subject class is Keter, for various reasons, mainly due to the fact that if Spice levels are properly agitated, continued function of our normal universe would be at risk.

GD Organization has renamed Subject since to Schlongman Sam after a memory wipe following the events of September 11, 2001. GDO has implanted new memories within the subject, as we currently cannot allow the subject to remember their original purpose and abilities. Should the day come that this comes to pass, all hope is lost.

Subject appears to have a strong taste for "Ainsley", a popular Internet phenomenon otherwise known as a "meme".